Dear Nelson,
First let me tell you how much I am SO glad I am no longer bound to you. What a nightmare. Now, on with the show.
You are gross; you are not hygenic
boring; interesting
lazy; motivated
fat; fit
easily confused; bright
making me angry; pleasing me
Lucky I left when I did; Smart enough to realize that this was a good move for both of our Lives.
(editor's note: this could also be read as: Nelson is... ; EJ is...)
Always,
Josie